"Follow the Yellow Brick Road" they said. "Follow the Yellow Brick Road"
Well Toto, do you think we should? Sure Dot, you never know who we gonna meet up with along the way! OK, off we go. Oh look, Dot, there's a scarecrow out in that cornfield and he's made of straw. Let's ask him if he knows where we are. Hey Mr. Scarecrow, do you know where we are? I don't know, because if I only had a brain, I could probably tell you. But I don't, and neither do any of my family of scarecrows all across the country Well how many of you are there? About 62,000,000. 62,000,000? Holy crap, we're going to be stuck here for ever, because with all these scarecrows with no brains, that means everything is screwed up. Well Dot, I did hear that at the end of this road, there's a wizard, knows everything, best at everything, except he's not nice to women, so you must be careful. He's kind of a lecher, you know. Well you must be on your way, but I'll give you one more bit of advice. When you find it, PULL BACK THE CURTAIN! You'll find a very sad disappointment there! To all of you who are family to that scarecrow, "Follow The Yellow Brick Road"! May the sun shine bright upon you, and warm your heart! And may the crows stay off your back! dennisoconnor.com . Comments are closed.
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